JUST IN! 15 BLACK POLICE JUST LEFT THE HOUSE!

This just in!

15 cops....maybe 20 just left my house! All Black and 1 spanish! And i got no ticket!!

China woke me up and said there is somebody at the door would like to see you.

They had in their possession 2 German guest that was to arrive at the house...one was about 40ish and the other in the 20s. The police lady explained, "I have 2 people who says they payed thru paypal to stay here and I would like to speak to you." The same story. But this time, they woke me up and i was clearly not in the mood.

So they asked if they could come in and i said, 'No, not unless you have a search warrent."

I then stated that my sister is a lawyer and unless they have a search warrant, then you have no right to be here. So how can i help you?"

So then she began to explain that my guest were walking the streets lost and its dangerous to be doing that.

Mind you, its 8 in the morning and the streets are like ghost town.

She continued, "anything could happen to them."

My reply, after looking at this evil guest, while she was speaking ill of my house saying, "look at this house. I dont want to stay here. Do you think its safe for me to stay here?"

With such a disdained tone in her voice and those devil eyes....my first thought was...'she's a police plant or just stupid.' She could have easily looked on google search map view to check out the area and she was only scheduled to stay 2 nights.

So after wiping the crust from my eyes and listening to this heffa, I replied to the officer, "I don't know them. Who are they? If THEY were my FRIENDS, they could have clearly called me for a ride. But since i was not notified by my friend Nonya that they were arriving then i don't know what these people are talking about!" Looking the guest dead in her face.

At that, the police lady started to ask for my id and asked me about my hostel. I said to her i am not a hostel. Then they wanted me to open the door and step out. I told them, i'm not leaving my property. So if you have anything to say to me, you can say it right to me on my property. But first i need to get my shoes and i'll be back. Thats when they saw China and asked her to come out.

China already knew what the situation was and when they asked her who she was and if she paid, she said, 'i met annie on facebook. I'm here for some time and she is my friend.'

At first china was clearly nervous. But when they let her go back in for a minute....they continued to ask me more questions of which all were denials since they had no proof of nothing.

So then the Seargent arrived.

He first asked who called him out here. After hearing what the police had to say, he asked the guest what she had to say. They said the same thing. They had china come back out. The germans repeated their story and before i could say anything, china spoke up and asked the germans, "why didnt you call annie to pick you up. You could have just asked. She is really nice and the house is really nice. You should go in and see"

The cops were lisening and the german just kept saying, 'i dont care...i don't want to come in."

The Sargent then asked, " did you pay money for your stay?"

Germans replied, "yes, we paid $30. Here's the email she sent me."

The cops then asked, 'you paid $30 each?"

"No, $15 each". The cops looked at each other with a bit of a snicker in their voices.

The Sargent then asked, "Do you have the ad where her face and the house is on it?"

Germans replied, "yes yes but its on the internet. I just have the email she sent."

After looking at the email, they didn't notice any pictures of my home or anything. So then they were like "well we need the internet". And the other officer said, 'i have internet'.

I wasn't about to let anybody in to use the internet. When they tried to have the guest to go into the house, i said, 'NO, she cannot go into my house. I haven't received any money from her and I don't know who she is since she didn't state what time she was coming or anything".

So then the Sargent, after telling me repeatedly, 'Annie you are not listening. When i say speak, you speak. You just don't listen." He was saying this because i was trying to either help the chinese understand what he was saying or tell the german to stick it...basically speaking.

The Sargent then ask if he could at least go into the common area. I said no. He then said, "you could be running a prostituation ring or drugs. I can go into it if i want to under the suspicion of your guest. Right now, you're running a deceptive practice."

I asked, "Im a Jehovah's Witness. I am not into deceptive practices."

Another officered yelled out, 'thats just wrong to put your religion in it." I just looked at him and then said, "and this is not wrong? 15 cops in front of my door for 2 white people walking from the train?"

I said, "no they can't come into my house. These people didn't pay me. Ask her."

So they did and the German girls kept saying "we paid paypal'. I said, 'But did you pay ME?" They said, "we paid the company".

Then the sargent looked at the other officers and said, "so you didn't pay her? You may be wrong on your part doing some scrupulous. You should never use social media for getting a place to stay." blah blah blah.

Since the other cops were making jokes about the whole thing which i was finding quite funny myself....they were calling my house a hostel...hocus pocus etc. and laughing about the $15 saying that it was a good deal and then laughingly, each offer offered the germans a room in their places too.....I couldn't help myself from laughing as well. So i let the officer stand in the doorway.

So they were like, "it looks nice in there. Then other officers went to the doorway. I told them no further than that because the last officer straight lied on the court and i just dont trust ya!

As they were wrapping up their non-findings, they offered to take the germans to downtown and even tour a couple of places. Before they did this, I didn't know that they went to the car to look me up on the interenet. The Sargent said, 'Annie, if there is any deception of anything on this ad, then we can kick the door down on your house and drag you in your sumo gown you are wearing!"

I said, "not a problem".

So as the Germans were getting into the car, I could hear the Sargent stating to the other cops, "don't bring them into the station. Don't want them to be paraded in front of the other officers as if 'Annie' was doing something wrong. Take them to such and such and let me know what you find."

I thought that was nice. Clearly he knew that there was a racial aspect among the cops that needed to be avoided.

Just when i thought it was over, the black guest from indiana walked out with the little boy.

Here we go.

They asked who they were and asked me how many people in the house. I said, 'a few friends.'

So then they started to question her. At this point, most of the officers were gone. After a few questions, the sargent gave me some tips so that i wont have this problem. He said, 'why dont you paint the front of the house and tie up the gutters. Do something nice to the house so that it wont scare your guest."

I replied, "thats part of the charm...the haunted look! But i am. Just take money. "

Then he said, "in all honesty since its just us two here, the other officers probably would have wrote you a citation about the business but I'm the sargent and you seem to be a nice lady even tho you are hardheaded. But it seems you have a good thing going here. So take my suggestions to do something to the house. Officer such and such here can help you. How much can you afford? "

Ok at this point i was like WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

I told him, "well i have somebody for that. I just paid out quite a bit of money for my sister to return to korea and i don't have it right now."

He replied, "since you have all these folks from all over, my friend here owns a Harolds Chicken on 75th street and a pizza place on 87th. They can deliver to you."

They were actually looking to provide my guest food and coupons!

I said, "really? You tryin to set me up?"

He was like, "no no! And get the boy a playstation to play with."

I said, "uhhhhh I don't have that many children here....IF i was renting the place".

"There you go....guarding your words!" he replied. "Can you blame me?" i asked.

After going back and forth on that, he assigned Officer Harolds Chicken to take them to get some food and then to Navy Pier. I looked at the boy and said, 'you are going to be famous at your school. You're going in a police car and everything!" He was smiling from ear to ear.

The Police lady returned.

"Sargent, we could find nothing on the internet. No advertising or anything. Annie's clean."

"I told you", i replied. Laughing inside since i changed my name online, removed all photos of my face on the ad and there is no address on the ads.

The Sargent reinterated some changes i need to put on the ad so that i won't have a problem. Even offering to help. LOL

I asked, "what deceptive practices are you referring to?"

He laughed and said, "that picture on the email with a woman and a child. That's deceptive."

I said, "Man you wrong!!! Thats me. Thats my face!" It was an email...not an ad and there was nothing about a sale on the email that would state that i was 'renting'. So i didn't have a problem admiting to that picture.

"No thats not you! You should be more truthful. Wear what you have on now with your no teeth and people would know up front."

I didn't know whether to slap him or die of laughter.

He continued, "let me see your id again. If thats you, what happened to your teeth?"

"OMG man...you wrong! I got phiarrhea!" I replied.

"Why don't you get them fixed?" the other officer asked!

"Dude...i am...in ecuador!" i replied.

"Ecuador?!!! You ecentric! Thats the problemr!", replied the Sargent.

"Well actually its free there Sargent", replied the officer replied. "But don't you have to be a resident?"

"my sister will be a resident, so im going under her."

So after many more jokes about my hair and teeth.....and time passed on, i thought...cool...no ticket....got the sargent as a friend and delivery for chicken and pizza out of the deal. I'm going back to bed. UNTILLLLL......

BUT THEN NORTH DAKOTA CAME OUT! Good lord!

The Sargent was like, 'AND WHO ARE YOU?"

"I'm South Dakota!" he replied.

"NOOOOOOO he's been here 2 months!!!!" I yelled out quickly.

"What? You been here 2 months?" the Sargent asked.

"I'm getting free rent!" South Dakota replied.

I was said something jokingly like, 'yeah....we're just waiting for some alone time!"

Everybody fell out laughing. So the Sargent said, "what? she got you dancin on the table?"

"Thats why i'm still here...free rent! I like it here!" replied South Dakota.

So off the final 2 cops left while yelling out to south dakota, "keep hope alive!"