Momma! You Ran Over Bambi!
"Momma, I think you hit something!" cried the little boy. He jumps out of the car and I walk up casually behind him. "Momma, you hit...
RISE OF THE PHOENIX FORK SCANDAL!
“Please be advised, the views and opinions expressed in this story are those of Nonya and DO NOT reflect the official attitude of Sybil. ...
Everybody Hide! ggHilton got BIG BUGS AND NAKED PEOPLE.
EVERYBODY HIDE! ggHilton GOT BIG BUGS, NAKED PEOPLE AND GUNS...oh wait......he's talking about my place? LOL Did those angry North...
I Slaved All Day for you for WHAT?
Maybe because its Friday, I had to laugh at this titile! LMBO! 'keep it together nonya'.... I knew it was going to end on a sour note but...
Greetings Switzerland! This is the POLICE! Put your hands in the air!
This is an interruption in the Ghetto Girl Blog update. Please note that we will continue with our national broadcast of last weeks cray...
CRAY CRAY CRAZYVILLE....ALL ABOARD!
You can’t make this up! I was struggling with the title of this particular blog. So you be the judge. How about: You wanna do WHAT?...
Tale of Two Crackers....Times a changin....
Last weekend may have been one of those impromptu back porch house party that came out of no where. With eight french, four germans, an...
Survived the Weekend!
Somehow I managed to over book. The total count was going to be 24....just like the old days! Only this time, we were not all going to...
WOOO FREAKIN SAAA with SKANK HEFFA! Give Me Strength!
As me dear Angela-Wonsey Travis would start off her sentences with, "OH LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH...." and Sybil would end it, "NOT TO PUT...
YOU'RE ALL FIRED!!!!!
YOU'RE FIRED YOU"RE FIRED and YOU'RE FIRED!!! And this is me CALM AFTER I consulted with my high priestess Jackie! LOL OM GIMINY...